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I’m currently getting a person every other day asking why they shouldn’t go to, which seems to be on the back of almost every fairtrade product.

I’ll reiterate, I’ve no idea why. But it’s nice to know I’m not the only one.

To the person who got here by asking the question: “Where can I buy WKD?”  – I’d recommend a pub. If that’s not your cup of tea, try an off-licence or a bad newsagent.

To the person who searched for “Where does Gary Andrews live?” the answer’s Mongolia. In a tent. I run a second-hand tweed jacket business with Andy. We decided on this after the bottom fell out of my plastic bucket business and I had to escape some bad debtors in Peru, while Andy was physically attacked by Brian Harvey during a polar bear freedom march and was advised to move away to recuperate. We met each other at the local cinema’s showing of Three Men and a Little Lady. Happy now?


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February 2007

Throw letters together and send them to me

Yes, this is my name. And my email. Use it wisely or you're not getting a biscuit with your tea: garyllewellynandrews [at] gmail [dot] com

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