Ask a stupid question

The following was asked of me earlier.

Them: “Happy Valentine’s Day. Have you got anything planned tonight?”

Me: “I thought I’d cook myself a nice meal before wanking myself stupid over old Kim Wilde VHS tapes.”

Them: “Oh. [Pregnant Pause]. Really?”

Me: “No. I was a bit too young to appreciate Kim Wilde. Sonya from Echobelly on the other hand…”

And people wonder why I’m single.

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